A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school..
He wrote:
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Studnts,Wait for the Teachers!";)
Sardar and his daughter
Sardar's daughter:"Aba! kl Hmare ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga."
Next day wo larki bhaag gayi...
Sardar: "Kuri ne kaam to acha nahin kiya par thi wo Najoomi."
Next day wo larki bhaag gayi...
Sardar: "Kuri ne kaam to acha nahin kiya par thi wo Najoomi."
Sardar and his wife
Sardar Shirt Utar K Ghar K bahir khara tha,
Ek Admi bola: Wah Sardar G, kya 'SEENA' hai,
Sardar Fakhar Se:
A Tey kuch V Nai, Andar Aa Apni 'Parjai' Da Weikh.?
Ek Admi bola: Wah Sardar G, kya 'SEENA' hai,
Sardar Fakhar Se:
A Tey kuch V Nai, Andar Aa Apni 'Parjai' Da Weikh.?
Engineers
Heated gold becomes ornament....
Beated copper becomes wire.....
Depleted stone becomes statue.....
AND.........
Tortured students become
"ENGINEERS"
Beated copper becomes wire.....
Depleted stone becomes statue.....
AND.........
Tortured students become
"ENGINEERS"
Difference between poetry and lecture
Difference Between POETRY and LECTURE:
Anything Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"
and
Anything By Wife Is "Lecture"
Anything Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"
and
Anything By Wife Is "Lecture"
Boy and girl in exam hall
In exam hall a girl askd to a boy:
'Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta do baki main likh lungi.'
us ne dhyan se idhar udhar dekha,phir dhire se bola:
.
.
"THE"
'Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta do baki main likh lungi.'
us ne dhyan se idhar udhar dekha,phir dhire se bola:
.
.
"THE"
Modern girls mentality
MODERN GIRLS
1980= Pyar kro lekin muje chhoona mat..
1990= Chhoo lo pr kiss mat krna
2000= Kiss krlo pr or kuch aur mat krna
2005=sab kuch kr Lo pr kisi ko Btana mat
2010= sub kuch kro warna sub ko Bta dun gi k tum se kuch nai hota.
1980= Pyar kro lekin muje chhoona mat..
1990= Chhoo lo pr kiss mat krna
2000= Kiss krlo pr or kuch aur mat krna
2005=sab kuch kr Lo pr kisi ko Btana mat
2010= sub kuch kro warna sub ko Bta dun gi k tum se kuch nai hota.
Very dirty joke about balls
10 tattay torain ge,
1 tatta kacha,
Kanjri ka bacha,
Kanjri gayi chakle me,
Chakle se layi aalo,
Aalo baray kharab,
Hum ne pi sharab,
Sharab bari gandi,
Hum gaye mandi,
Mandi se laye randi,
Randi ki maari phudi,
Phudi se huwa kaka,
Police ne mara chaapa,
Main tera papa...!
Hor suna kaka?
1 tatta kacha,
Kanjri ka bacha,
Kanjri gayi chakle me,
Chakle se layi aalo,
Aalo baray kharab,
Hum ne pi sharab,
Sharab bari gandi,
Hum gaye mandi,
Mandi se laye randi,
Randi ki maari phudi,
Phudi se huwa kaka,
Police ne mara chaapa,
Main tera papa...!
Hor suna kaka?
Boy following a girl
A Boy was following a Girl,
GIRL: Why r U folowing me?
BOY: U're very pretty & I think I'm in Love wid U.
GIRL: But U hvn't met my frnd yet.. she is prettier thn me n she is right behind U.
BOY looked but no 1 there.
GIRL: If U really loved me thn U wudn't hav looked behind!
GIRL: Why r U folowing me?
BOY: U're very pretty & I think I'm in Love wid U.
GIRL: But U hvn't met my frnd yet.. she is prettier thn me n she is right behind U.
BOY looked but no 1 there.
GIRL: If U really loved me thn U wudn't hav looked behind!
Funny marriage choices
A man was getting married.
Three young ladies offers him to marry. He had to make a choice so he tested thm by giving them Rs.5,000 each to spend.
One bought make up stuff & new dresses. She said, she wanted to look good for him.
Second got him few expensive shirts, ties & perfumes. She said, she wanted him to look good.
Third one invested the money in shares. Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.
The man had to decide . . . . .
And finally he decided to marry the lady with the biggest boobs . . . . .
Men can never change.
Three young ladies offers him to marry. He had to make a choice so he tested thm by giving them Rs.5,000 each to spend.
One bought make up stuff & new dresses. She said, she wanted to look good for him.
Second got him few expensive shirts, ties & perfumes. She said, she wanted him to look good.
Third one invested the money in shares. Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.
The man had to decide . . . . .
And finally he decided to marry the lady with the biggest boobs . . . . .
Men can never change.
Funny definition of bank
Bank is a place where they lend u an umberella when the weather is fine & demands it back when it starts raining.
Sardar and loan
Sardar ne Bank se Car li lekin Loan wapis nahin kar saka, Bank waley Car le gaye.
Sardar: "Pehley pata hota tou Shadi bhi Bank se Loan le kar karta."
Sardar: "Pehley pata hota tou Shadi bhi Bank se Loan le kar karta."
Joke of the Day : Joke Diary
Joke of the Day : Joke Diary
Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I’m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.
The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club’s poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father’s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .
A too good wife
Man: My Wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh!!! My Wife is better, She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Friend: Ahh!!! My Wife is better, She does not even need a subject to talk about.
How to start the day
When u start ur day, Keep 3 words in ur pocket,,
TRY-TRUE-TRUST..
TRY-For better future..
TRUE-with ur work..
TRUST-in Allah
Then success will be at ur feet.
TRY-TRUE-TRUST..
TRY-For better future..
TRUE-with ur work..
TRUST-in Allah
Then success will be at ur feet.
Sardar writting funny letter to his son
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.
A farmer and his rooter
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch time, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barn yard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land, they test better."
Later farmer looks out into the barn yard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land, they test better."
My desires
Don't spoil what U have by desiring what U don't have...
coz
what U have now
is
one of the many things U once desired for... !
coz
what U have now
is
one of the many things U once desired for... !
Faith causes prayers to work
Prayer does not cause faith to work, faith causes prayer to work. (Gloria Copeland)
Phrases of professional people
When all the professional people's phrases are put together,it reads something like this...
Doctor-"Please take off your clothes"
Dentist-"Now open wide and hold still"
Veterinarian-"How's your pretty pussy ?"
Gardener-"Want me to fertilize ur bush ?"
Banker-"If you withdraw too early you lose interest".
Interior decorator-"once its done,you will love it !"
Telephone guy-"Would you like it on the table or against the wall" :-P
Doctor-"Please take off your clothes"
Dentist-"Now open wide and hold still"
Veterinarian-"How's your pretty pussy ?"
Gardener-"Want me to fertilize ur bush ?"
Banker-"If you withdraw too early you lose interest".
Interior decorator-"once its done,you will love it !"
Telephone guy-"Would you like it on the table or against the wall" :-P
Funny father
Santa: "I am a proud father. My son is in medical college."
Banta: "What is he studying?"
Santa: "He is not studying, they are studying him!"
Banta: "What is he studying?"
Santa: "He is not studying, they are studying him!"
Stupidity of action
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Marriage request by a 70year old lady
70 saal ki aurat ne newspaper mein ishtihar dia:
"ZARORAT-E-RISHTA"
3 din k bad usk ghar letter aya
"Amma is umar mey rishtay nhi FRISHTAY aatey hen !
"ZARORAT-E-RISHTA"
3 din k bad usk ghar letter aya
"Amma is umar mey rishtay nhi FRISHTAY aatey hen !
A good dog and bad mother in law
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.
How to impress a girl
Boy to Gym coach:
"I want to impress the cute girl i'm going to meet in 3 days. Which machine shud I use?"
Coach:
"Use the ATM machine outside the gym."
"I want to impress the cute girl i'm going to meet in 3 days. Which machine shud I use?"
Coach:
"Use the ATM machine outside the gym."
Stupid husband and wife
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Sword and pen
Aik bat hmesha yad rakhna,
Qallm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti he,
Q k
Talawar se
Shalwar me nala nahi dala ja sakta.
Qallm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti he,
Q k
Talawar se
Shalwar me nala nahi dala ja sakta.
Secret questions to bill gates
Sardar Jee Wrote A Letter To Bill Gates ! Sir, I Have Some Questions To Ask 1) The Letters In Keyboard Are Not In Order, When Will You Release The Corrected Version? 2) There Is Start Button But Not Stop Button, Why So? 3) We Learnt MS-Word, But When You Will Release MR-Word? Finally A Personal Question .. Why Is Your Name Gates Even Though You Sell Windows.
Marriage experience
Shaadi nahin aasaan bas itna samajh leejiay,;-|
k Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai..;-/
Dedicated 2 all singles...
;-) :p
k Farnail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai..;-/
Dedicated 2 all singles...
;-) :p
A good one
"eik piyari c baat" .jab kisi ka khaloos dekho to uus ki kadar karo aur jab kisi ki nafrat dekho...... . . . . tay laa lo jutti tey paa lo lamaaaa.%-):-
Trust , promise and relationship
Always take extra care of 3 things
Trust, Promise & Relationship
They dont make noise whn break.
They only create SILENCE in Life.!.!.!
Trust, Promise & Relationship
They dont make noise whn break.
They only create SILENCE in Life.!.!.!
Chand
Chaand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai
ZALIM...
Jis mein,
Bachpan mein MAMU aur Jawani mein JANU nazar aata hai!!!:-P:-D;-)
ZALIM...
Jis mein,
Bachpan mein MAMU aur Jawani mein JANU nazar aata hai!!!:-P:-D;-)
Caring and sincere
Pearl oF £ife TiMe
Don't Judge ur closed 1 by the way they Speak,
Judge them by the way they care.
Coz
Care is the real Outcome of True sincerity.
Don't Judge ur closed 1 by the way they Speak,
Judge them by the way they care.
Coz
Care is the real Outcome of True sincerity.
Sardar trapped a girl
Srdar:aj mai kuri phasai
Frnd:kiwen?
Srdar:clas lgi c mai kaghaz da jahaz bna k uda dita
Master ne puchya ae kiney udaya?
Mai kuri da na le lea
Phas gei vichari
Frnd:kiwen?
Srdar:clas lgi c mai kaghaz da jahaz bna k uda dita
Master ne puchya ae kiney udaya?
Mai kuri da na le lea
Phas gei vichari
Greedy school teacher
Master G bachy ka lunch khany k baad :
Beta! Ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataogy?
Bacha masumiat se:
Master G! Mein ammi se kahunga
K
Meri roti kutta kha gya.
Beta! Ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataogy?
Bacha masumiat se:
Master G! Mein ammi se kahunga
K
Meri roti kutta kha gya.
Sardar and phone
A Sardar jee went to a doctor with two Red ears. The Doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered:
"I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the Iron and stuck it to my ear."
The Doctor exclaimed in disbelief: "Oh Dear! What happened to your other ear?"
The Sardar replied: "That Stupid called back."
"I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the Iron and stuck it to my ear."
The Doctor exclaimed in disbelief: "Oh Dear! What happened to your other ear?"
The Sardar replied: "That Stupid called back."
Charsi going to moon
1 charsi Chars bna raha tha.1 admi bola: Yaar,dunya chaand pr pohanch gai or tum yahan Chars bna rahey ho Charsi:Main b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun. Gummmm.... :P
Faraz about college girls
FARAZ Ne College Ki Lerkion K lye Kya Khub Sher Kaha hay,
"Roz College Ati Ho,
Dupatty Se Kya Chupati Ho..
Hm Kia Mar gay hen, Jo Kitabon Se Dabati Ho..."
"Roz College Ati Ho,
Dupatty Se Kya Chupati Ho..
Hm Kia Mar gay hen, Jo Kitabon Se Dabati Ho..."
Girls first marriage night
Larkion ki shadi jab hoti hy to unki friends unki suhag raat pay apni friend se kya kehti hain?
1980:
Dulha bhai jo karain, kerne dena.
1990:
Jo bhi ho bardaasht kar lena, rokna mat.
2000:
Fikar na karo, tumhain to sab pata hai.
2010:
Yar Koi naya style pata chale to mje bhi btana plz..! :-p:-D;-)
1980:
Dulha bhai jo karain, kerne dena.
1990:
Jo bhi ho bardaasht kar lena, rokna mat.
2000:
Fikar na karo, tumhain to sab pata hai.
2010:
Yar Koi naya style pata chale to mje bhi btana plz..! :-p:-D;-)
Balls pressed
Mein Ne Us Se Faqat ye Poocha k Jism Se Jaan Kaise Nikalti Hai Faraz!
Us ne Haath Barhaya Aur Tattey Daba Diye.
Us ne Haath Barhaya Aur Tattey Daba Diye.
Sardar and weak eye side
Son;
Bapu ainak le de
meri dur di nazar kamzor ae
Sardar:
Putter asman wal vekh
ki nazr aya?
Son:
Suraj
Sardar:
khottay dya putra! Hor kinni dur vekhna e?
Bapu ainak le de
meri dur di nazar kamzor ae
Sardar:
Putter asman wal vekh
ki nazr aya?
Son:
Suraj
Sardar:
khottay dya putra! Hor kinni dur vekhna e?
Washing hands with mud
"Always be good with the good but
Never be bad with the bad because
You can't wash mud with mud"
Its reality. . .
Never be bad with the bad because
You can't wash mud with mud"
Its reality. . .
Half mad
Teacher: There is a Frog, Ship is sinking and Potatoes cost Rs.3/kg then tell me what is my Age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
Shoot the moon - quote
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars. (Les Brown)
"Wife" stands for what
Wife to husband; do you know, "WIFE" stands for what ?
Husband: Yes, "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife: No,
"With Idiot For Ever":)
Husband: Yes, "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife: No,
"With Idiot For Ever":)
Bad time - saying
"When ur time is good,Ur mistakes r taken as a joke...
But when ur time is bad, even ur jokes r noticed as mistakes...
But when ur time is bad, even ur jokes r noticed as mistakes...
Old and new friends - quote
shakespears said, New friends may be poems,
But old friends are alphabets.
Do not forget
alphabets,
Bcoz u'll need them to read the poems!!
But old friends are alphabets.
Do not forget
alphabets,
Bcoz u'll need them to read the poems!!
Funny Mentality of women
A woman was out golfing n hit da ball in da woods
she went lookin 4 it n found a frog in a trap.
frog:
if u release me,i'll grant u 3 wishes..
she releases..
Frog:
but there's a condition,
UR HUSBAND WILL GET 10 TIMES OF IT..
girl:
i want 2 be most beautiful women
frog:
this wil make ur husband most handsome man
girl:
it's ok,as i will be the most beautiful woman.
2nd wish-i want 2 be richest
frog:
tht wil make ur husband richest in da world
girl:
it's ok whts mine z his n whts his z mine. 3rd-wish: i want a minor heart attack.. MORAL:Women r clever don't mess wd dem ATTENTION FEMALE READER: end of good joke 4 u,stop here dont read further n continue feeling good... MALE READER SCROLL DOWN . . . . . Man had a heart attack 10 times minor than his wife:D MORAL:Women r really dumb n think that they r smart:-) If u r a woman n still reading this shows women never listen:D
she went lookin 4 it n found a frog in a trap.
frog:
if u release me,i'll grant u 3 wishes..
she releases..
Frog:
but there's a condition,
UR HUSBAND WILL GET 10 TIMES OF IT..
girl:
i want 2 be most beautiful women
frog:
this wil make ur husband most handsome man
girl:
it's ok,as i will be the most beautiful woman.
2nd wish-i want 2 be richest
frog:
tht wil make ur husband richest in da world
girl:
it's ok whts mine z his n whts his z mine. 3rd-wish: i want a minor heart attack.. MORAL:Women r clever don't mess wd dem ATTENTION FEMALE READER: end of good joke 4 u,stop here dont read further n continue feeling good... MALE READER SCROLL DOWN . . . . . Man had a heart attack 10 times minor than his wife:D MORAL:Women r really dumb n think that they r smart:-) If u r a woman n still reading this shows women never listen:D
Wife and crazy gurrella
Man & wife In front of Gorilla cage in a zoo.
man says: Excite him like u do to me! Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes crazy.
Man :Tease him more, like u do to me! Wife removes her jeans.
Gorilla goes wilder.
Man opens cage, pushes wife in & says :
NOW TELL HIM U HAVE HEADACHE & U R NOT IN THE MOOD
man says: Excite him like u do to me! Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes crazy.
Man :Tease him more, like u do to me! Wife removes her jeans.
Gorilla goes wilder.
Man opens cage, pushes wife in & says :
NOW TELL HIM U HAVE HEADACHE & U R NOT IN THE MOOD
Dirty women
3 Ladies Talking about Neeche k Baal Kaise Saaf Karti hein,
Indian:= Yar Wo Mere Husband Cream La Kar Dete Hain
USA:=
Main Razor Se Saaf Karti Hoon
Pakistani:=
Tum ko to pata hy Mere Husband PAKISTANI hain
Baat Hi Aisi Karta Hay k Chhuvain hi sarr jati Hain :-)
¤~MeRe SmS GaNdaY NaHi HoTeY~¤
Indian:= Yar Wo Mere Husband Cream La Kar Dete Hain
USA:=
Main Razor Se Saaf Karti Hoon
Pakistani:=
Tum ko to pata hy Mere Husband PAKISTANI hain
Baat Hi Aisi Karta Hay k Chhuvain hi sarr jati Hain :-)
¤~MeRe SmS GaNdaY NaHi HoTeY~¤
Boss and funny sardar
Boss orderd Sardar to buy 2 corner tickets for boss to watch a movie along with his girlfriend
Sardar bought 2 corner tickets
A1...........................A30
Sardar bought 2 corner tickets
A1...........................A30
Dedicated to smokers
When I smoke, i feel ashamed n then i lo0k at the cigarette and think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their dreams and hopes.
If i don't smoke, they wil be jobless..
Live 4 Da 0therz!:-P ;-)
Dedicated 2 all smOkerx..
If i don't smoke, they wil be jobless..
Live 4 Da 0therz!:-P ;-)
Dedicated 2 all smOkerx..
Hitler's attitude
Hitler's attitude at its peak:
"I have Only been Wrong Once in my Life & That was When I thought I was Wrong."
"I have Only been Wrong Once in my Life & That was When I thought I was Wrong."
William kamchor
"Aj ka kaam kal par chor do. Ho sakta hai kal tak us ke liye koi machine ijaad ho jaye"
(William kaamchor)
(William kaamchor)
Sardar and medical college
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nazer aaen gi?
Pathan: Han! Aur hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi...!
Pathan: Han! Aur hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi...!
Brazier and pandit
Ladki mandir me parsad lekar pandit k pair chhu kar boli
koi gyan ki baat batain,
Pandit: Beti Brazer pehna karo jhukti ho to dhyan or gyan dono ki Maa chud jati hai...
koi gyan ki baat batain,
Pandit: Beti Brazer pehna karo jhukti ho to dhyan or gyan dono ki Maa chud jati hai...
Bus conducter and tickets
Bus conducter:
Peechy ticket le liye hain sab ne..???
pathan:
nahi jee, abhi tak to 'hath' mein he hai..
Peechy ticket le liye hain sab ne..???
pathan:
nahi jee, abhi tak to 'hath' mein he hai..
God does not make garbage
Great Motivational Phrase:
"I know I m something, because GOD doesn't create garbage."
Words written on the entrance of OXFORD university....
"I know I m something, because GOD doesn't create garbage."
Words written on the entrance of OXFORD university....
Dont complain about others
Thought 4 LIFE
Don't complain about others, Change yourself,if u want peace.
Its easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the whole Earth !
Don't complain about others, Change yourself,if u want peace.
Its easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the whole Earth !
Crystal clear heart - quote
" Shakespear-
No body in this World can have a Crystal Clear Heart..
Because Every ones Heart has some Scratches Written by their Dear ones..!"
No body in this World can have a Crystal Clear Heart..
Because Every ones Heart has some Scratches Written by their Dear ones..!"
Girl and lipstick
Ek Mandir ki Deewar pe likha tha:
Agr Gunah kr k thak gae ho to
Andar Aajao!
Neeche 1 Larki ne LIPSTICK se likh dya:
Agar nahi thaky to Mandir k Peeche Aajao.
Agr Gunah kr k thak gae ho to
Andar Aajao!
Neeche 1 Larki ne LIPSTICK se likh dya:
Agar nahi thaky to Mandir k Peeche Aajao.
Hardworking donkeys
"If honor is based on hardworking then Donkey is most honorable creature" Dedicated to all my buzy friends.
Man arrested for laughing
Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in UK: A young pregnant Woman was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat & he seemed more amused. She moved again & then on seeing him laughing more,she filed a court case on him. In court the Man's defence was: When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon, the unknown boon" I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving ad, which read "William's stick did the trick" Then I couldn't control any longer, when on 3rd move she sat under an ad, which read: "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident". The case was dismissed & the judge fell off his chair laughing.
Mad man to dentist - urdu
Pagal dentist
se :
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi.
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee..... :)
se :
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi.
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee..... :)
I like my smile more
A line said by a friend 2 his Best Friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss ur smile a lot.but,I miss my own smile more"
"Miss ur smile a lot.but,I miss my own smile more"
Biggest dreams of life - saying
The biggest achievememt of life is to
convert your dreams into reality.
And the biggest defeat of life comes when U surrender your dreams before life.
convert your dreams into reality.
And the biggest defeat of life comes when U surrender your dreams before life.
Follow me
"if you want to be Great, u must follow great people"
And
Seriously i have no objection,,
If u want to
Follow me..
And
Seriously i have no objection,,
If u want to
Follow me..
Smiling parents - saying
"The Most Beautiful Thing In This World Is To See Your Parents Smiling & The Next Best Thing Is To Know That You Are The Reason Behind That Smile"
Do good - saying
"Do good to everyone without expecting anything in return,
Because some fragrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses.
Because some fragrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses.
Wonderfull students
There Are 3 Kinds Of Studentz In This World:
*Some Make Wonders Happen*
*Some See Wonders Happen*
*Others Wonder What Happened* :
*Some Make Wonders Happen*
*Some See Wonders Happen*
*Others Wonder What Happened* :
Funny women
Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga dain
Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11 bachay hain
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain.
Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11 bachay hain
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain.
Personality
"Its not the person but personality dat values bcoz the person is mortal while personality is immortal..."
My attitude
People who hate me are just the confused admirers...
They can't figure out the reason why every1 Loves Me.
They can't figure out the reason why every1 Loves Me.
Tragedies of girl's life
TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE
1) Good boys are not Good looking:-P
2)Good looking boys are not good boys. . . . . :-P
3)Good looking and good boys are not single:-P.
4)Good looking , good and single boys have hitler mothers ..
1) Good boys are not Good looking:-P
2)Good looking boys are not good boys. . . . . :-P
3)Good looking and good boys are not single:-P.
4)Good looking , good and single boys have hitler mothers ..
Your life -quote
The Audience see A Joker As A Joker,
But the Joker Sees Himslf As A Performer.
No MaTTer Wat Othrs Think about u, Its ur Life, Just Go On With Confidnce..
But the Joker Sees Himslf As A Performer.
No MaTTer Wat Othrs Think about u, Its ur Life, Just Go On With Confidnce..
Boss and hell
Biwi Shohar se: Aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohar: Achanak mere boss ko gussa aa gaya or wo bole jahanum mein jao tou me foran utha aur tumhare paas chala aya.
Shohar: Achanak mere boss ko gussa aa gaya or wo bole jahanum mein jao tou me foran utha aur tumhare paas chala aya.
Few truths of life
Very truely said:
"There is always a little TRUTH behind JUST KIDDING
A little EMOTION behind I DONT CARE
A little PAIN behind ITS OKAY
A little NEED behind LEAVE ME ALONE
A deep thought behind I DONT KNOW
A lot of WORDS behind THE SILENCE."
"There is always a little TRUTH behind JUST KIDDING
A little EMOTION behind I DONT CARE
A little PAIN behind ITS OKAY
A little NEED behind LEAVE ME ALONE
A deep thought behind I DONT KNOW
A lot of WORDS behind THE SILENCE."
Problems - quote
A Beautiful Understanding about Life :
"Your Problem is never really your Problem,
Your Reaction to the Problem is actually Your Problem!!!
"Your Problem is never really your Problem,
Your Reaction to the Problem is actually Your Problem!!!
Tragedies of mens life
TRAGEDIES OF BOYS LIFE :
1) Gud Girls r nt Gud lùking :p
2) Gud lùking girls r nt gud girls :\
3) Gud luking & gud girls r nt single :->
4) Gud luking, gud & single girls hv strong Brothers :D
1) Gud Girls r nt Gud lùking :p
2) Gud lùking girls r nt gud girls :\
3) Gud luking & gud girls r nt single :->
4) Gud luking, gud & single girls hv strong Brothers :D
Difference between commerce and science
Difference b/w Commerce & Science Questions:
Commerce : What is your name? (10 Marks)
Science : What is your name and its origin? Give relations and applied aspects along with its mathematical significance, social and cultural aspects, brief design analysis .(2 Marks):-D
Commerce : What is your name? (10 Marks)
Science : What is your name and its origin? Give relations and applied aspects along with its mathematical significance, social and cultural aspects, brief design analysis .(2 Marks):-D
Three essential companies of life
Zindagi ki company chalane k liye 3 factory zarur lagao
1.Brain me ice factory
2.zuban me sugar factory
3.Heart me love factory
1.Brain me ice factory
2.zuban me sugar factory
3.Heart me love factory
Real smart people - quote
Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. (Doug Larson)
Kiss to cat and girl
Boy and girl park mein bethay thay k paas ik kuttay ne kuttya ki kiss Li
Boy: agar bura na mano to main Bhi ?
Girl: Ok Per sambhaL k jana kaheen kaat na Le
Boy: agar bura na mano to main Bhi ?
Girl: Ok Per sambhaL k jana kaheen kaat na Le
Salary theorem
"Salary Theorem" states that:
"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two Statements:
Statment1: Knowledge is Power.
Statment2: Time is Money.
As every engineer and scientist knows:
Power = Work/Time
Since:
Knowledge=Power
Time=Money,
then:
Knowledge=Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money=Work/Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two Statements:
Statment1: Knowledge is Power.
Statment2: Time is Money.
As every engineer and scientist knows:
Power = Work/Time
Since:
Knowledge=Power
Time=Money,
then:
Knowledge=Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money=Work/Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
Crazy Sardarni
Sardarni road pe ja rai thi,Uska
right doodh bahir nikla hua tha
Police ne roka or kaha:Wat is this?
Sardarni: Haye mai mer gyi! Kaka tey Bus vich hi reh gya.
right doodh bahir nikla hua tha
Police ne roka or kaha:Wat is this?
Sardarni: Haye mai mer gyi! Kaka tey Bus vich hi reh gya.
Tears and smile - quote
The best couple in the world is smile and tears.. They are not seen together, But..! When they are together, It is the best moment of life.
Confused joke
This mouse is one goof of donkey the best monkey way to cockroach make you frog smile . . . ! ! !
ConfuseD!!!
NoW ReaD iT AgaiN LeavinG your NicK NameS
ConfuseD!!!
NoW ReaD iT AgaiN LeavinG your NicK NameS
Crazy sardar
Sardar: Mai Kal Mushaery Mai Gaya To Logo ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Dia.
2nd: Wo Q?
1st: Poet ka Nam Hayat Tha & Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha
"WAHAYAT "
"WAHAYAT"
2nd: Wo Q?
1st: Poet ka Nam Hayat Tha & Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha
"WAHAYAT "
"WAHAYAT"
Study and electricity problem - urdu
Teacher 2 student: homewrk kyun nhi kiya?
Stdnt: sir,lyt nhi thi,
Teachr: to mombatti jala leta.
Stu: sir,maachis nhi thi,
Teachr: Q?
Stu: puja ghar me rkhi thi,
Teachr: to le aata,
Stu: nhaya nhi tha sir,
Teachr: nhaya Q nhi tha?:-@
stu: paani nhi tha sir,
teachr: arey,pani Q nhi tha?
Stu: sir motor nhi chal rhi thi,
Teachr: 0hh0,ab motor ko kya hua na'laiq?
Stu: sir kitni bar bolun lyt nhi thi :)
Stdnt: sir,lyt nhi thi,
Teachr: to mombatti jala leta.
Stu: sir,maachis nhi thi,
Teachr: Q?
Stu: puja ghar me rkhi thi,
Teachr: to le aata,
Stu: nhaya nhi tha sir,
Teachr: nhaya Q nhi tha?:-@
stu: paani nhi tha sir,
teachr: arey,pani Q nhi tha?
Stu: sir motor nhi chal rhi thi,
Teachr: 0hh0,ab motor ko kya hua na'laiq?
Stu: sir kitni bar bolun lyt nhi thi :)
Two nice places -quote
Two places are most valueable in the world,
"The nicest place is to be in someone's "THOUGHTS"
&
The safest place is to be in someone's "PRAYERS"
"The nicest place is to be in someone's "THOUGHTS"
&
The safest place is to be in someone's "PRAYERS"
Pathan and ufone - quote
Ek pathan interview dene gaya usse pocha gaya ap kitne behen bhai hain..
Pathan: 5 behen bhai..
In main apka No kon sa hy?
Pathan: Mera No ufone ka hy
Pathan: 5 behen bhai..
In main apka No kon sa hy?
Pathan: Mera No ufone ka hy
Surprise to husband
Husband:
I'm going out for Five days,
Wife:
Ok, But Dont Surprise me By Coming Back Early,
Otherwise You will also be Surprised..
I'm going out for Five days,
Wife:
Ok, But Dont Surprise me By Coming Back Early,
Otherwise You will also be Surprised..
School holiday
Teacher: "Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi."
Student: "Sir tou kiya us din school ki chutti hogi?"
Student: "Sir tou kiya us din school ki chutti hogi?"
Great smile
When a smile is needed spread it Graciously bcz it'll take away nothing from u but will definietly fill the empty spots of recepients soul...
have jubliant day...
have jubliant day...
O level vs urdu medium students
O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe:
Wow man,wt a grat building, kool view of the city!
.
.
Govt skool k bachay: Ao
Oye. thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay.:-
Wow man,wt a grat building, kool view of the city!
.
.
Govt skool k bachay: Ao
Oye. thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay.:-
Funny Mathematical love
Love Letter By A Mathematician :)
My Dear Love,
Yesterday i was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There i saw u with ur cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in ur triangular garden.Before seeing u my heart was a null set,but when a vector of magnitude(Likeness) from ur eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.
My Love 4u is a quadratic equation with real roots.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday i was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There i saw u with ur cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in ur triangular garden.Before seeing u my heart was a null set,but when a vector of magnitude(Likeness) from ur eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.
My Love 4u is a quadratic equation with real roots.
Silence and smile
Best two lines:-
Silence is the best answer for all questions....!
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations....
Silence is the best answer for all questions....!
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations....
Old socks magic - magic
"Kafi arse istemal k baad jab mozay mein nihayat he mua'atar khusbo aany lage tu unko kisi oonchi dewaar per taang dein.
Es se ghar mein Chipkali,
Dengi machhar,
Makhiyan,
Lalbaig waghera nahi aatay aur mehman bhi gate se he wapis chalay jaate hain..."
"ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAN-LEVA GHARELO TOTKAY"
Es se ghar mein Chipkali,
Dengi machhar,
Makhiyan,
Lalbaig waghera nahi aatay aur mehman bhi gate se he wapis chalay jaate hain..."
"ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAN-LEVA GHARELO TOTKAY"
A tribute to dear mother
"A True Love"
Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gia.
To
Baap ne pocha, kya kamaya?
BV ne pocha, kya Bachaya?
Oalaad ne Pocha, kya laya?
Sirf
Maa ne pocha, DIN KO KUCH KHAYA? Love U Mom. ALLAH PAK tamam Maaun ko humeisha Sehat aur Khushi de or sb ki Maaen slamat rahen.
Ameen.
Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gia.
To
Baap ne pocha, kya kamaya?
BV ne pocha, kya Bachaya?
Oalaad ne Pocha, kya laya?
Sirf
Maa ne pocha, DIN KO KUCH KHAYA? Love U Mom. ALLAH PAK tamam Maaun ko humeisha Sehat aur Khushi de or sb ki Maaen slamat rahen.
Ameen.
No mood to study -
Allah ka dia sb kuch hai
b0oks han,
n0tes han,
time hai,
aur h0sla to itna hai k jb chah0n tb parh sakti h0n
bus kami 1 he cheez ki hai
m0od nai hai...!
b0oks han,
n0tes han,
time hai,
aur h0sla to itna hai k jb chah0n tb parh sakti h0n
bus kami 1 he cheez ki hai
m0od nai hai...!
Funny and lovely pathan - urdu
Pathan ki qabar ki pehli raat mei 62 fareshte aae...?
2 farishte sawal puch rahe they aur baqi k 60 farishte,
pathan ko sawal samjha rahe thay
2 farishte sawal puch rahe they aur baqi k 60 farishte,
pathan ko sawal samjha rahe thay
Funny Solution to a boring life
Is ur life boring..?
Type "I LOVE" <space> ur GF/BF name,N send it to all ur relativz
.
.
.
Just try it...!!
your life will become excellent
Type "I LOVE" <space> ur GF/BF name,N send it to all ur relativz
.
.
.
Just try it...!!
your life will become excellent
9 best tips of happy life
Tips
1-Walk for 10-30 min daily
2-Sit quitely for atleast 10 min daily in isolation
3-Try to make atleast 3 people smile daily.
4-Listen and recite Quran daily to nourish your soul.
5-Drink green tea and plenty of water.
6-Read more books than last year.
7-Life is too short to waste time hating someone.
8-Eat Breakfast like king, Lunch like a prince & dinner like begger..
9-Smile more laugh less..
1-Walk for 10-30 min daily
2-Sit quitely for atleast 10 min daily in isolation
3-Try to make atleast 3 people smile daily.
4-Listen and recite Quran daily to nourish your soul.
5-Drink green tea and plenty of water.
6-Read more books than last year.
7-Life is too short to waste time hating someone.
8-Eat Breakfast like king, Lunch like a prince & dinner like begger..
9-Smile more laugh less..
Rape and smile
Girl:"Mom Mom,
I was raped."
Mom:''Eat some chillies".
Girl:Will it stop pregnancy?
Mom::''NO" It will stop that fucking smile on your face".
I was raped."
Mom:''Eat some chillies".
Girl:Will it stop pregnancy?
Mom::''NO" It will stop that fucking smile on your face".
Power of truth - quote
Difference BETWEEN TRUTH & LIE:
"Truth is like a Debit card
Pay first & enjoy later
but
Lie is a Credit card enjoy first, & pay later
"Truth is like a Debit card
Pay first & enjoy later
but
Lie is a Credit card enjoy first, & pay later
Great underworld dawns
Reality ...
Most of the 1st class passed students get professional seats; some become doctors & some engineers.
The 2nd class passed students pass MBA & become administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter into politics & become ministers & control both.
Last but not least
The failure join "underworld "& control all the above.
Most of the 1st class passed students get professional seats; some become doctors & some engineers.
The 2nd class passed students pass MBA & become administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter into politics & become ministers & control both.
Last but not least
The failure join "underworld "& control all the above.
Very funny electricity failure
A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit!
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: why Madam?
Lady: Becoz there's no electricty in the house.
MORAL= Over smartness is dangerous in Pakistan
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit!
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: why Madam?
Lady: Becoz there's no electricty in the house.
MORAL= Over smartness is dangerous in Pakistan
Funny i love you joke in urdu
Teacher:
"I LOVE YOU" ki pedaish kahan hui.
Boy:
China mein,Kyun k Iski na koi waranty hai na koi gurantee.
chaley to chand tak
na chaley to sham tak..
"I LOVE YOU" ki pedaish kahan hui.
Boy:
China mein,Kyun k Iski na koi waranty hai na koi gurantee.
chaley to chand tak
na chaley to sham tak..
Nice quotes about smile
"U r never fully DRESSED without a smile"
(Martin Charnin)
"Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD"
(Charles Reade)
"People seldom notice OLD clothes if u wear a BIG smile"
(Lee Mildon)
"A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change ur LOOKS"
(Charles Gordy)
So keep smilng..
(Martin Charnin)
"Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD"
(Charles Reade)
"People seldom notice OLD clothes if u wear a BIG smile"
(Lee Mildon)
"A smile is an INEXPENSIVE way to change ur LOOKS"
(Charles Gordy)
So keep smilng..
Funny active and passive voice
Teacher: Active voice and Passive voice ka example batao.
Student replied:
Active voice: "tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka lay gaye chaeyn"
Passive voice: "mere dil ka lay gaye chaeyn tere mast mast do nain"
Student replied:
Active voice: "tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka lay gaye chaeyn"
Passive voice: "mere dil ka lay gaye chaeyn tere mast mast do nain"
Funny sardar lawyer
QATIL: "Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho."
Sardar Lawyer: "Don't Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga."
After Court Decision was made...
QATIL: "Kiya hua?"
Sardar: "Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat Tou Riha Kar Rahi Thi!"
Sardar Lawyer: "Don't Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga."
After Court Decision was made...
QATIL: "Kiya hua?"
Sardar: "Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat Tou Riha Kar Rahi Thi!"
I am cute
Cute one...
If u read my sms, it means I'm cute
If u save, u agree I'm cute
If u fwd, u spread that I'm cute
&
if u delete, u r jealous, bcoz I'm cute..
If u read my sms, it means I'm cute
If u save, u agree I'm cute
If u fwd, u spread that I'm cute
&
if u delete, u r jealous, bcoz I'm cute..
Wife's bad time- urdu
Wife: Agar main waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar karte. Husband: Log tumhen dekh K dar jate. Wife: Q? Husband: Log kehte wo dekho bura waqt araha hai.
Funny rich friend - urdu
TRUE LOVE
Boy:
mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga!
mere pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apne dil me jaga donga!
mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaon ga..
aur tumhe kia chaheay?
Girl:
dimagh mat kha!
dost ka numbr de.
Boy:
mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga!
mere pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apne dil me jaga donga!
mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaon ga..
aur tumhe kia chaheay?
Girl:
dimagh mat kha!
dost ka numbr de.
First marriage night in train
Train me barat wapis ja rhi thi.Raat ho gai
Dulhan:aj hmari suhag rat hai ap kuch krte q nai
Dulha:wo dekho samne likha hai CHALTI TRAIN ME OPER CHARNA MANA HAI
Dulhan:aj hmari suhag rat hai ap kuch krte q nai
Dulha:wo dekho samne likha hai CHALTI TRAIN ME OPER CHARNA MANA HAI
Funny news of teacher's death
In Memory of all those who love their teacher!
A guy phones up his teacher, but gets the teachers' wife instead.
speaking v.sadly she told.
"He died last week"
Next day the guy calls again n askd for the teacher.
"I told u"
the wife replied,
"he actualy died last week."
The next day he call agin n ask 4 teacher.
the wife replied
"TEACHER, DIED LAST WEEK ! Y DO U KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it."
A guy phones up his teacher, but gets the teachers' wife instead.
speaking v.sadly she told.
"He died last week"
Next day the guy calls again n askd for the teacher.
"I told u"
the wife replied,
"he actualy died last week."
The next day he call agin n ask 4 teacher.
the wife replied
"TEACHER, DIED LAST WEEK ! Y DO U KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it."
Pathan and doctor
Pathan to Doctor..
Doctor sahab hum 3 dafa biwi badal chuka hai lekin phir bhi ulaad nahi hota?
Doctor: khan sahab, biwi nahi, side badlo.
Doctor sahab hum 3 dafa biwi badal chuka hai lekin phir bhi ulaad nahi hota?
Doctor: khan sahab, biwi nahi, side badlo.
Love of work
I love work but unfortunatly if i do work it gets finishd.How can i finish smthing that i luv?So i dnt work n Enjoy laziness wid "ATTITUDE"...!!!
Whether to laugh or cry
What is max limit of Mixed Emotions?
Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes and you dont know whether to laugh or cry
Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes and you dont know whether to laugh or cry
Biggest illusion of life
One of the greatest illusions of life is that...
"We always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today!"
"We always believe there is more time in tomorrow than today!"
Pathan ne pathan ko loota
PATHAN Ny 1 Bacha Agwa kia
Or kaghaz Pe Ye Likh K Bachy Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neechy Pohncha Do!
Or Bachy Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia
Dosry Din Wo Pul K Nechy Gaya Tu
Usy Paisy Mil Gaye
Or
Sath kaghaz Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Paise Ka Gham Nahi,
Gham Is Bat Ka
Hy K
PATHAN Ne PATHAN Ko Loota!
Or kaghaz Pe Ye Likh K Bachy Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neechy Pohncha Do!
Or Bachy Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia
Dosry Din Wo Pul K Nechy Gaya Tu
Usy Paisy Mil Gaye
Or
Sath kaghaz Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Paise Ka Gham Nahi,
Gham Is Bat Ka
Hy K
PATHAN Ne PATHAN Ko Loota!
4 facts joke
Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten
Haqiqat 1:
Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte
Haqiqat 2:
Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye karne ki koshish karenge
Haqiqat 3:
Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain
Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gayei hain
Haqiqat 4:
Ab Aap or logon ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge.
Haqiqat 1:
Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte
Haqiqat 2:
Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye karne ki koshish karenge
Haqiqat 3:
Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain
Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gayei hain
Haqiqat 4:
Ab Aap or logon ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge.
Sleepless nights in exams - urdu
Why we don't
study whole
semester
&
Spent sleepless
nights during
Exams?
Bcoz
Sahil K Sakoon Se
Hume InKar Nhi
Mgr
Tufano Se kashti
nikalne ka maza
hi or hai.
study whole
semester
&
Spent sleepless
nights during
Exams?
Bcoz
Sahil K Sakoon Se
Hume InKar Nhi
Mgr
Tufano Se kashti
nikalne ka maza
hi or hai.
One night study
Why we don't
study whole
semester
&
Spent sleepless
nights during
Exams?
Bcoz
Sahil K Sakoon Se
Hume InKar Nhi
Mgr
Tufano Se kashti
nikalne ka maza
hi or hai
study whole
semester
&
Spent sleepless
nights during
Exams?
Bcoz
Sahil K Sakoon Se
Hume InKar Nhi
Mgr
Tufano Se kashti
nikalne ka maza
hi or hai
A good spent day- quote
If u planted hope today in any hopeless heart,
If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part,
If you caused a laugh that chased some tears away,
If tonight your name is taken when someone kneels to pray,
Then your day has been well spent.
If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part,
If you caused a laugh that chased some tears away,
If tonight your name is taken when someone kneels to pray,
Then your day has been well spent.
Good fragnence-quote
The company of good people is like the perfume shop.
Whether U buy perfume or not, but U receive a lot of good fragrance!.....
Whether U buy perfume or not, but U receive a lot of good fragrance!.....
Electric current to wife - urdu
Wife: "Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?"
Husband: "Is saal us mein current chorne ka irada hai."
Husband: "Is saal us mein current chorne ka irada hai."
Sexy madam
Madam:"SOCH" or "WEHAM" mein kya farq hai?
.
.
.
STUDENT:Aap bohat "Sexy" Hain,yeh Hamari "SOCH" Hai,
or
Hum abhi Bache hain,
yeh aapka "WEHAM" hai.
.
.
.
STUDENT:Aap bohat "Sexy" Hain,yeh Hamari "SOCH" Hai,
or
Hum abhi Bache hain,
yeh aapka "WEHAM" hai.
Happiness in life
Little keys can open big Locks,
I Hope my simple pray can make ur Life Great.
May Allah give U lot of Happiness 2day, 2morow & 4ever...!
I Hope my simple pray can make ur Life Great.
May Allah give U lot of Happiness 2day, 2morow & 4ever...!
Facts about taj mahal
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other less known facts:
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died during her 14th child birth.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.
Question arises..
Where the Hell Is LOVE...
but the other less known facts:
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died during her 14th child birth.
4) He then married mumtaz's sister.
Question arises..
Where the Hell Is LOVE...
Engineers vs barber
Santa: Among my Four sons, three are Engineers.
Friend: "What about the Fourth?"
Santa: "Useless, Didn't Study, Became A Barber."
Friend: "Why don't you throw him out?
Santa: Because he is the only one who earns..!
Friend: "What about the Fourth?"
Santa: "Useless, Didn't Study, Became A Barber."
Friend: "Why don't you throw him out?
Santa: Because he is the only one who earns..!
Time and exams
A Heart-breaking Message written under the wall clock in an examination hall:
"TIME WILL PASS!!!
.
.
BUT WILL YOU...?" ;)
"TIME WILL PASS!!!
.
.
BUT WILL YOU...?" ;)
Sardar and his wife - urdu
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pe bell hui
Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
Dil Me Chupa K Arman Le Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman le chaly...
Dulhay k mobile pe bell hui
Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
Dil Me Chupa K Arman Le Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman le chaly...
Learn something
An Excellent Thought About Life -
Listen to Everyone & Learn from Everyone
Because Nobody knows Everything
but Everyone knows Something.
Listen to Everyone & Learn from Everyone
Because Nobody knows Everything
but Everyone knows Something.
Best Cooperate lesson
Corporate lessons..
"we will do it"
means
"you will do it."
"you have done a great job"
means
"more work will be given to you."
"we are a team"
means
"i am not the only one to be blamed."
"that is a good question"
means
"i do not know anything about it."
"all the best "
means
"you are in trouble''
"we will do it"
means
"you will do it."
"you have done a great job"
means
"more work will be given to you."
"we are a team"
means
"i am not the only one to be blamed."
"that is a good question"
means
"i do not know anything about it."
"all the best "
means
"you are in trouble''
Sardar and cow - urdu
5 pathan cow ko 3rd floor pr leja rhy thy
Admi: Isko upr q leja rhe ho?
Pathan: Zibah karegi hm isko
Admi: Mgr upr Q?
Pathan:yar wo hmara churi oper hy..!!
Admi: Isko upr q leja rhe ho?
Pathan: Zibah karegi hm isko
Admi: Mgr upr Q?
Pathan:yar wo hmara churi oper hy..!!
Cool mom about flirt
Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home before 9 pm..!!
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home before 9 pm..!!
Funny friend in need
A friend in need is a friend indeed' .
So,always be there wen eva i need you.
But wen u need me..
always remember dat
"GOD helps those who help themselves..."
So,always be there wen eva i need you.
But wen u need me..
always remember dat
"GOD helps those who help themselves..."
Do good
"Do good to everyone without expecting anything in return,
Because some fragrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses.
Because some fragrances always cling to the hands of those who distribute roses.
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