If u can't find the brighter side of life, Then
Polish the darker side.
"ATTITUDE OF ADJUSTMENT " is the 0nly instrument to live an excellent life despite of having lots of difficulties and challenges in your way.
Mistakes and Experience
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience...
A good Attitude
Two things decide Ur attitude..
*what you think of yourself when you don"t have anything
&
*what you think of others when u have everything.
*what you think of yourself when you don"t have anything
&
*what you think of others when u have everything.
Teaching women swimming
A man was teaching a woman how to swim
Finally the woman said,
Tell me frankly,
Will i really drown like a leaking boat if you take ur finger out?
Finally the woman said,
Tell me frankly,
Will i really drown like a leaking boat if you take ur finger out?
Hindu asks muslim
Hindu asks Muslim:
Hum Murdon ko jalate hein aur tm dafnate ho batao
Kyun?
?
?
?
Muslim said Golden words:
"Khazana dabaya jata ha aur Kachra Jalaya jata ha"
Hum Murdon ko jalate hein aur tm dafnate ho batao
Kyun?
?
?
?
Muslim said Golden words:
"Khazana dabaya jata ha aur Kachra Jalaya jata ha"
Work and time
"See The ClocK Only,When You Have No Work.
But
Don't See The Clock When You Are Working"
(Bill Gates).
But
Don't See The Clock When You Are Working"
(Bill Gates).
Sardar and sister -urdu
Sardar ko DRIP lagi thi jab DRIP khatam hony lagi tou us ne apne Bhai se kaha: "Jao sister ko bula lao"
Wo 3 din baad punjab se apni BEHEN ko le aaya...
Wo 3 din baad punjab se apni BEHEN ko le aaya...
Bear bottles
A man lost evrything because of drinking. He saw empty beer bottles & smashed the first one swearing "You are the reason I don't have a wife"
Smashed second one saying "You are the reason I don't have a job."
Then he picked up third bottle & noticed it was sealed & full of beer. He said
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!!"
Smashed second one saying "You are the reason I don't have a job."
Then he picked up third bottle & noticed it was sealed & full of beer. He said
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!!"
Middle of road
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. (Margaret Thatcher)
Girl friend on dinner
Boy takes girl friend out for dinner.
She orders costly dishes.
Boy: u eat like this at ur mom
house?
Girl: no dear my mom doesn't fuck me after dinner!
She orders costly dishes.
Boy: u eat like this at ur mom
house?
Girl: no dear my mom doesn't fuck me after dinner!
Love of cigrette
Celebrating anything without Cigrette....
is like watching a PORN movie on a RADIO...
is like watching a PORN movie on a RADIO...
Courage
No matter how high da sky maybe
How wide da river maybe
How strong da wind maybe
How dark da clouds maybe
Just Remember
Dat
Its None Of Ur Business..
How wide da river maybe
How strong da wind maybe
How dark da clouds maybe
Just Remember
Dat
Its None Of Ur Business..
Best friend
When you count best friends...
Don't count me!!
When you count close friends...
Don't count me!!
But when u really need a friend...
Start from me
Don't count me!!
When you count close friends...
Don't count me!!
But when u really need a friend...
Start from me
Funny ignorance
Difference B/W Ignorance & self-control?
When u c mirror & u dont laugh at yourself,that is ignorance!
&
When i see u n i dont laugh ,
its "self-control"
When u c mirror & u dont laugh at yourself,that is ignorance!
&
When i see u n i dont laugh ,
its "self-control"
Risk for success in life
Ship is always safe at the shore but it is not built for it so don't limit yourself and always take risk because success is beyond the risks!!
Facts about testicals(balls)
In old Roman Courts, instead of oath on the sacred books, men used to swear holdng their balls.
Hence the word 'testify' originated from 'testicles'.
The Balls of Liars were cut & fed to dogs tied nearby.
So watch out for your testicles before testifying.
Hence the word 'testify' originated from 'testicles'.
The Balls of Liars were cut & fed to dogs tied nearby.
So watch out for your testicles before testifying.
Sayings of sheikh saadi
"SHIEKH SADI" farmatey hain:
"Jo Dukh de usse chor do,
mgr jise chor do usse dukh na do"
"Din ki roshni mein rizq talash kro,
raat ko usse talash kro jo tumhein rizq deta hai".
"Buri suhbat k doston se kanty ache hain jo 1 bar zakham dety hain".
Agr tum ALLAH ki ibadat nahi kar skty to gunah krna bhi chhorr do.
"Jo Dukh de usse chor do,
mgr jise chor do usse dukh na do"
"Din ki roshni mein rizq talash kro,
raat ko usse talash kro jo tumhein rizq deta hai".
"Buri suhbat k doston se kanty ache hain jo 1 bar zakham dety hain".
Agr tum ALLAH ki ibadat nahi kar skty to gunah krna bhi chhorr do.
Doing the impossible
Start by doing the necessary, then the possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible. (St. Francis of Assisi)
Dangerous effects of study
Smoking efects lungs
Drinking efects liver
Grls efect heart
Bt D most dangerx One is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
you will die straight away..
Avoid it..
Drinking efects liver
Grls efect heart
Bt D most dangerx One is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
you will die straight away..
Avoid it..
Funny students and books
Wht's so common betweet air and students?
humm?
Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
humm?
Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
Health
Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back.(Mike Murdock)
Modesty
Modesty : The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it..(Edgar Watson)
Character and power
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a mans character, give him power. (Abraham Lincoln)
Value of time
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