Naughty parrot - urdu

A boy went to buy talking parrot

Boy to Parrot: Mein kaisa lagta hoon?

Parrot: Kameene lagte ho

Boy: parrot badtameez hai

Shopkeeper ne parrot ko paani mein doboya aur poocha.. Phir gaali dega?

Parrot: Nahi

Boy: Agar mere saath ghar mein larki aye to tum kya socho ge?

Parrot: Bewi hogi

Boy: Agar do aayen?

Parrot: Bewi aur Sali

Boy: Agar teen aayein

Parrot: Bewi, Sali aur Behan

Boy: Agar chaar hoon?

Parrot: Le aao paani bhai... Maine to pehle hi bola tha Kameena hai

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