Funny facts about Humans
- Did You Know... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
- The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
- Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
- A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)
- Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)
- Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)
Demetri Martin: Cool Leather | Demetri Martin | Jokes.com
Demetri Martin: Cool Leather | Demetri Martin | Jokes.com: "I was at a party the other night, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, and I thought, 'That is cool.' Like 10 minutes later, I saw a guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, 'That is not cool.' That's when I realized cool is all about leather sleeves."
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