Funny facts about Humans

• Did You Know... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

  (Hardly seems worth it.)
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 

  (Now that's more like it!)
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 

  (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 

  (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 

  (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
• The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 

  ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 

  (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 

  (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 

  (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
• Butterflies taste with their feet. 

  (Something I always wanted to know.)
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

  (Hmmmmmm........)
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. 

  (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 

  (OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
• A cat's urine glows under a black light. 

  (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 

  (I know some people like that.)
• Starfish have no brains. 

  (I know some people like that too.)
• Polar bears are left-handed. 

  (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

  (What about that pig??)